do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
Is this overdone yet?
BASICALLY THE MOVIE
#not pictured: uhura handing the flower and her earrings off to bones #and then helping spock
and then bones handing the earrings and flower to scotty and joining in and scotty saying “I LIKE THIS SHIP! YOU’RE ALL SO SUPPORTIVE”
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
So if you all have problems with a white guy being cast as Khan, does that mean you’ll be throwing a bitch fit when there’s eventually a black person cast as a white superhero?
hannibal meme → two quotes [2/2]
↳”office hours are for patients. my kitchen is always open to friends”
Hey! HERE’S AN IDEA. BE HAPPY WHITH WHAT YOU GET. AND BE THANKFUL THE WRITERS EVEN MADE YOUR SHIP CANNON. OR GAVE YOU A SPECIAL. OR PUT A CHARACTER YOU WANTED TO SEE IN IT.
YOU ASKED FOR IT. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MOFFAT IS DOING THE 50th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL OR HOW KHAN IS PLAYED BY BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.
BE THANKFUL THAT YOU’RE GETTING A ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL OR HOW THEY PUT KHAN IN THE MOVIE.
lets invent a game where whenever someone yells ‘reichenbach’ at you, you have to stumble and then trip and fall over the nearest object to you.
— Sebastian Moran, (The Hound of the D’Urbervilles)

I decided to cover several suggestions in one post.
Jim grew up in rural Ireland with his parents who had a small sheep farm. It’s easy to deduce sheep were his favourite animals, as he spent most of his time herding - but also having deep, intellectual conversations with them, reading them books and teaching tricks. He had a favourite one, of course: it was an ewe named Orion, which was basically his pet. He also had a rag doll named Rodia (the village librarian didn’t see why a preschooler shouldn’t be reading Dostoevsky).
As for Sebby, he spent majority of his early childhood obsessing over tigers. He was also very close with his mum (quite unusual for people from their class, but she didn’t have much friends in India so she dedicated herself to raising her son. touching, right?), which is why he’s so good at all stereotypically feminine tasks like gardening or knitting :P
(Pictured with Lord Augustus Moran, the British Ambassador and Christiane “Augusta” Moran, nee Jameson)
special thanks to #amierion and #littletinydoom, who asked about Jim’s fav animal and boys’ family backgrounds :B I’ll get to the rest of your questions soon!
Run away to Barcelona. Eat milk chocolate magnum bars and drink cheap champagne. Burst into charming fits of laughter whenever you get embarrassed about butchering the Catalan language. Wear denim cutoffs, Dr. Pepper chapstick, and very little else. Go dancing at 3 a.m. Whiten your teeth. Tan your shoulders. Braid feathers into your hair. Perpetually wake up with sand caught in the thin cotton sheets of your tiny bed. Listen to the Rolling Stones and kiss all the longhaired boys you can get your hands on without ever having to apologize.
#jim’s face though #his worldview’s been rocked #wait?? #bones?? #you don’t just like people out of the blue it takes time and effort?? #and months of sleeping on the floor outside your room after you’ve locked them out for the fifth time because ‘some of us are doctors jim’ #’some of us have exams in the morning jim’ #’some of us don’t want to be woken up at 2am by your drunk self trying to take over my bed jim’ #i thought what we had was special?? #what do you mean you like him?? #bones?? BONES?? #and the rest of the film is just bones comfortingly stabbing jim with hyposprays to remind him that yes bones really does love him best